Too Funny!

I'm not all doom and gloom, you know.
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Item in the Washington Post:

ANIMAL WATCH

Kitty Is Too Stuffed to Move

Sunday, July 6, 2008; C03

TAKOMA PARK, Elson Street, 1500 block, June 3. A homeowner asked an animal control officer who was responding to a call from a nearby address to remove a dead kitten from a yard. The officer went into the yard and found that the kitten was a stuffed animal that appeared to be real.

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