A Just-For-Fun Post (More or Less)

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With a hat tip to Cube of The BLOG...

Check out this innovation with envelopes: bacon flavor!

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Technology has given us a lot lately. The car. TV. X-rays. The refrigerator. The Internet. Heck, we even cured polio. But what have our envelopes tasted like for the last 4,000 years? Armpit, that’s what.

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So, after thousands of years and kajillions of horrible tasting envelopes licked, we’re happy to report that J&D’s Bacon-Flavored Mmmvelopes™ are here to save the day. No longer will envelopes taste like the underside of your car. You can enjoy the taste of delicious bacon instead.

That’s right, bacon. It’s not real bacon, mind you, so you won’t have to start storing your envelopes in the refrigerator. But it really does taste like bacon....

The only good reason for an infidel to buy an Eid stamp. Heh.

Now, how long before some Moslem working for the post office complains?